Top 10 items NOT to place in Storage!
Storing personal belongings within storage units and containers has proven to be incredibly beneficial, especially for customers of AC Self Storage, located in the Lancaster and Morecambe region. The ability to easily place whichever item you please into a safe, clean, cheap and secure storage room feels rewarding, especially when there are some items that you’d much rather store away instead of it being your cat’s toilet facility. However, not all personal items and belongings should be stored away in a storage unit. Believe us, AC Self Store has learnt the hard way!
Here's our top 10 wackiest items you should not store within a storage space.
Number One: Your Mother-in-Law
Yes, she may be very scary and is always nagging you about when you’re going to pop the big question, but trust us viewers, she is not worth it! Plus she makes a delightful Sunday Roast.
Number Two: Your Ex’s car keys.
Now, now, they may deserve a lifetime of misery, but surely that’s too harsh. Right? We accept that this may be a grey area.
Number Three: A live rattlesnake
No, contrary to popular belief, this actually wouldn’t be funny. Especially for our cleaner!
Number Four: Your old gym shoes
Nobody, and we mean nobody, wants to smell those. No thank you!
Number Five: Pedro Pascal life-size cardboard cutout
Why would you even store this? He deserves to be put centrally on display in-front of the living room window for the whole street to see.
Number Six: A nuclear warhead
Honestly, you can buy anything from eBay nowadays. We wouldn’t recommend this one, unless you’re a close personal friend of Donald Trump.
Number Seven: Kevin McCallister
That would be cruel. He almost missed Christmas twice! And now you want him to spend the rest of his days living in a storage unit. A luxury storage unit bear in mind, so it wouldn’t be too bad.
Number Eight: A haunted doll
Some staff on site are scared of their own shadow. Please don’t add this to their lists of worries. This would almost be as scary as our competitor’s high storage prices too!
Number Nine: Sausage Roll
We can guarantee that’ll we’ll offer high quality storage rooms for amazingly low costs. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that your sausage roll will stay edible forever. The Greggs Police have been informed.
Number Ten: A box labelled “it’s definitely not bees”
It’s bees.
Some of the above has actually been stored in storage units and containers and some haven’t. That’s up to you to figure out. Obviously, we’re not telling you to not store your personal or business items, but what we are saying is to be very considerate of the items you do store.
With an 85% increase in the national use of self-storage units, why not book your storage room with AC Self-Store. Whether you’re a Lancaster University student trying to hide that huge washing pile that keeps getting bigger, or if you’re that one person on your street that needs to store duck feed that could fill a small country, find out why so many people in the Lancaster and Morecambe region are booking on with AC Self Storage.