What Would The Avengers Store?

At AC Self Store, we’ve seen people stash all sorts… but if the Avengers rocked up in Morecambe, what would they keep in storage? Here’s our (slightly silly) guess:

1. Thor – Spare Hammers

Mjolnir is great until you leave it at Wetherspoons. Thor would 100% keep a backup hammer (or seven) in one of our units. Just in case.

2. Iron Man – Too Many Suits

Tony Stark can’t decide which Iron Man suit matches his shoes. He’d probably need one of our bigger units to stash all the spares… and still complain he doesn’t have enough space for “Mark 409.”

3. Spider-Man – Web Fluid & Laundry

Peter Parker’s a student. His unit would be 90% web fluid, 10% half-finished coursework, and at least one unwashed suit his Aunt May told him to deal with.

4. Hulk – Stretchy Pants

Every time Bruce Banner gets angry, another pair of trousers dies. Our guess? His unit would just be wall-to-wall emergency pants in XL… XXL… and Hulk-size.

5. Captain America – Vintage Junk

Cap’s been around since the ’40s, so his unit would be stacked with motorbikes, war memorabilia, and about 300 boxes of “back in my day…” stories.

🦸 Storage That’s Hero-Worthy

Superheroes or not, everyone needs a safe place for their stuff. We can’t promise vibranium, but we can promise dry, cheap, secure storage right here in Morecambe.

👉 Need a space even Hulk couldn’t smash? Call AC Self Store today.